Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
good luck next time college you cant get me now
you gotta be jay z about life
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!
Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?